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Sheep-News-Weekly: Lumpy and Lamby Debut

nancy — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:00:00 +0000

Sheep-News-Weekly has been lucky enough to secure an exclusive interview with the super famous Lamby, sheep star and diva extraordinare. She tells us, "I just met Lumpy a few weeks ago at a bookstore. He was so beautiful standing there reading Shearing for the Amatuer that I couldn’t resist going up to him and saying hello. It was love at first sight and we haven’t been apart since."

Lumpy and Lamby wave to the crowd as they exit their favorite bookstore.

With a twinkle in her eye, Lamby does a little twirl to show off her haunches. With a wink at the reporters she is gone in a flash with Lumpy hot on her heels. More details from this exclusive interview later this week.

Sheep-News-Weekly: Who is that sexy beast?

nancy — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 14:02:27 +0000

Just who is this bubble covered sheep?

Seen here, wallowing in the luxury of a supreme bubble bath:

It’s not Lamby; we just saw her over at the beauty salon. Who could this divine creature be? We’re on the trail of this up and coming star – full photo spread coming soon!

Sheep-News-Weekly: Rare Purple Sheep Sighting!

nancy — Mon, 03 Jul 2006 18:44:25 +0000

In an unprecendented event, Sheep-News-Weekly has managed to capture the elusive purple sheep , Lamby, taking a dip at the local spa. Witnesses report that Lamby was quite lumpy and looking very un-star-like when she entered the spa. Onlookers speculated as to specific brand and scent of the soap she used:

Later, we were able to capture Lamby sunbathing as she dried her now much fluffed up self:

We suspect her next stop will be in the local beauty parlour to get her eyes and mouth painted. Sheep-News-Weekly will be lurking and ready to do whatever it takes in order to get you the sheep-news you so deserve!